Tuesday, 19 May 2020

Sea Wall Film: a short review


There is little point me attempting to write a synopsis of Sea Wall- I feel incapable as I’m not clever enough to sum it all up. The play’s official description says it best as a ‘uniquely intimate portrayal of humanity’. It is a masterful and honest monologue, written by Simon Stephens and performed by Andrew Scott, perhaps the two most talented men in their fields right now. Scott plays Alex, a man telling stories of his life’s little joys and great tragedy- he is completely open to whoever’s watching. His stories are written and told in flurries of words placed perfectly in tandem feeling, and rhythm.

Stephens once came into my school, to do a talk, and he was unforgettably fascinating and inspiring. I went home, googled him and found a 2009 Guardian review of Sea Wall at the Edinburgh Fringe. I remember the writer coining the performance ‘the most devastating 30 minutes’ you’ll ever have in the theatre. I still remember that phrase.

It is a ‘devastating’ play, but it is significant now that the devastation isn’t in a theatre. This pandemic has removed theatre, the concept, from theatre, the place. It has meant that new meanings are cast onto archived pieces of work and Sea Wall encapsulates how and why this has been successful. Watching Scott’s performance as Alex feels so centred, so direct and almost personal. This filmed version of the play isn't a live performance recording, but a film in itself that was released in 2o11. Now it can be streamed on YouTube. In this rare chance, theatre can exist accessibly as one person talking to one person listening. The residual symptoms of watching a play are eradicated and I think this makes it more intense, more true.

The way Stephens writes love, life and God makes you really, really feel something. Humanity is in one sentence ‘completely falling inside [oneself]’ and in the next merely a ‘bit of meat and air’. The rugged juxtaposition of the poetic against the literal grants Sea Wall the ability to be both grounded in a reality and elevated in concept. Stephens is able to sum up the giant philosophical pillars of existence into anecdotes about supermarket shopping, and it works really beautifully.

Scott is perfectly cast. Watching him breaks you out of any consciousness that you’re watching someone act, or even speak. His fluidity and rhythm convinces you that you’re just watching a person be. You’re entranced by his story: who Alex is, what he’s been through, or why he has chosen to tell you. The openness is so raw and so moving. Scott’s performance is dynamic, like the ambiguity of Stephens’ writing. You’re witnessing an existence that is both transient and permanent.

Sea Wall is available to watch until the 25th of May

Tuesday, 12 May 2020

The Five Stages of: UK Lockdown


Having just turned the grand old age of 20 as we went into 'lockdown', I shortly embarked on a quarter-life crisis... I didn't know what to with myself, now as an adult stuck in my childhood bedroom with nothing to do. I did eventually get out of being selfishly stressed out- there is more to life than missed internships and cancelled festivals. I broke down how I was feeling into the generic 'Five Stages of *insert trauma here*', and it helped. This is an incredibly tough, weird Orwellian time that we're all in together.

1. Denial

No doubt, you sat watching the peroxide coloured man we call a Prime Minister announce lockdown in his 17:30 broadcast, and feel something like the world shattering around you. It was, of course, the right call to make and should have happened earlier. However, it is daunting to have to put every bit of your working, social and academic lives on hold for, well we don’t know how long for. It’s safest to space out and believe it’s not happening! Simply just ignore the piles of emails and attempted 'zooms' from professors, never learn what ‘furlough’ actually is and turn your phone off for a week. Deny, deny, deny…

2. Anger 

Turns out there is a limited time frame on attempting to drown out the world in crisis with TikTok. It’s time to wake up from the blissful haze of ignorance and realise that we are in a big old mess! You now watch the news like it’s a crime drama to binge and begin to spiral: spiral deep down into a tangled web of conspiracy theory, sceptical online ‘newspapers’ and angry, angry twitter threads (from your Grandad in my case). Blaming grossly rich societal figureheads (Richard Branson/Tim Martin/Victoria Beckham) for the state of our country becomes your new hobby, and tea with your family resembles those old white men booing over each other in parliament. You don’t actually know know what is going on (because who does?), but boy, are you angry about something. Very angry- thank goodness for your daily walk because it’s keeping you sane.

3.  Bargaining

I don’t think this particular stage will ever be one to get over- the stage of the ‘What Ifs’: what if lockdown hadn’t happened? The anger has melted away as, unlike a middle-aged woman (a ‘Karen’ most likely) you can’t stay full of rage for too long. Now, you’ve moved onto reminiscing life pre-lockdown. This is a highly dangerous period of vastly over romanticising anything you've ever experienced. Rogue nights out fizz in your memory as wild adventures, slogs in the library are remembered as eureka moments and hungover shifts are dazzling career highlights in your foggy recollection. In this weird time of home imprisonment, anything before it seems like a past life lived in a perfect, effervescent dream state. In reality, it was just fine. But, if it’s going to take living retrospectively to get you through the day then I think that’s okay.

 4. Depression

It’s very important to not use this term too lightly. Feeling ‘depressed’ isn’t some castaway adjectival phrase, it’s a medical condition. In the case of these stages of lockdown, I took it to mean the almighty grogginess we’ve all become victim to. Motivation has been sucked out of our systems like the last dregs of a McDonalds milkshake though those paper straws. You’re sleeping in and then staying up, succumbing to the routine of an indecisive insomniac. It's hard to be productive (whatever that means) when you've forgotten what you're working towards. As long as you’re looking after yourself and others, I don’t think one can have too many duvet days. They’re good for the soul.

5. Acceptance 

And... before you know it, you’ve reached the final stage: accepting that you have no clue on how to do things, and that is ok! Making a playlist for every single possible mood is a successful use of your time, it is ok if you didn’t run 5K in 20 mins and it is more than fine if you don’t have a politically intelligent and ethically mindful opinion for everything that’s happening (*yawns*). It is enough to just be. Message your family, talk to your friends and get outside if you can. Notice your privileges and look out for those around you who aren’t safe to just 'stay at home'. Coming to accept that you’re living through such a strange and upsetting time is hard, so congratulations. Lockdown? You’ve completed it mate.

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